NO She Did'nt....................

 It's only a few minutes after 8:am and already I am stressed out. I woke up at 6:30, thinking, ok I can go on computer check email and journal alerts, watch my Walker, Texas Ranger before Rebecca gets up. Well, I got a drink, something cold before I make coffee. Sat down at computer and before I could even turn on television and turn on computer, in the livingroom this 4yr old walks, saying I want cartoons. The nerve!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, no cartoons were turned on and to top it off my Walker, Texas Ranger was'nt on either. There's a marathon of Law and Order. So, I watch that instead. I turn around cause livingroom got quiet and Rebecca is gone. I figured ok, she went back to bed so she can pout about not having cartoons on. Few minutes later she walks in livingroom saying, Mommy I did chores. I asked her what she did. She say's I mopped the bathroom and kitchen. YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I looked at her, and right away she says sorry if I made a mess. I got up slowly went to check out these so called chores. OK, I had to mop, again and again and again. So, now I have the cleanest floors on the block, and at 7 in the morning, grrrrrrrrrrrrr. I have not yet had my coffee, cause I'm afraid I'll throw the pot across the room, gulp!!!!!!!!!!! Stressed, YEP I sure am. After mopping the floors after her so called chores, I was so mad I made the beds. It's something I do when I'm mad, instead of flipping out on someone, I clean and burn off the frustration. Hubby knows if I'm cleaning and talking to myself, not to bother me unless I tell him he can speak. Speaking of him, he'll be home today from his trip to the POCONO"S. If he walks in this door smiling, he's a deadman. With the stress I've had over the past week, I'm in no mood to see his face, let alone a smile. The sucker left friday night without telling me GoodBye. He forgot he said, yea ok, maybe I'll forget to cook dinner for a week, fix him right up in his forgetfulness, heehee I've done it before. I will be glad when he gets home today. This child can bother him for a while. She has just asked me to go into the kitchen and make her a fried egg sandwich. Me Cook????????? After the morning I've had so far, yea right!!!!!!!!!! It'll be a bowl of cereal and toast. And I still have'nt had any coffee yet, which I will make a pot of after I fix her majesty her breakfast, lol. Well, as you can see my day has really started off with a BANG!!!!!!  I'll get a break come thursday, when I'm at the dentists office sitting in that awfully uncomfortable chair having my teeth ripped out, lol. (It's the only time I'm kid free)

Well, I wonder what the rest of my day is gonna be like? Gonna be 89 degree's outside today, and where's my airconditioner? In the closet, grrrrrrrrrrr. I will not be a happy camper today. LOL, But maybe my family will run and hide from me if I'm not. Wish me luck on that, heehee. At least right now Rebecca has'nt trashed my livingroom. It usually looks like a tornado went through it by this time. Well, let me go and fix her royal majesty something to eat, and make a pot of jet fuel for myself. I know I'm gonna need it today. Be safe all, enjoy this day, and keep that potato salad chilled and out of the sun. LOL (((Hugs)))