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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.

     When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

     Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

     "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you" The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

 

 

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”

 

 

 

A friend of mine sent this joke to me. I thought it was so funny I had to share it with you all. This morning I slept until 8:20, wow I never do that. I guess it was because the relief of knowing I'm still in remission. What a great day today is, lol. I over slept, hubby must of gone to store this morning before work and got my pepsi, cause there's 2 cases of it here next to the computer, lol. He knows I'll go through withdrawls without my pepsi. I guess you can say I'm a pepsiholic, lol. I actually shake if I don't have a pepsi. Weird huh? But at least there's no alcohol in it, I can't drink anything with alcohol in it. I am allergic to it. I've never heard of someone being allergic to alcohol, until a doctor told me I was.

Well, my sister received her tea set. She posted it on her journal. I am so happy she liked it. I can't believe one of those quarter machines had those in it. I was so surprised to see it. I do my laundry at a place called Spin Cycle. I have my own washer and dryer but it's in storage cause there's no hookups in my apartment for it. So, my little one said mommy bring me a surprise from the machine. She stayed home with her daddy. Well, when clothes were in the washer, I started looking at the machines, got her some jewelry, and toy animals, then I saw the strawberry shortcake machine. First thing that popped in my head was, Susie would love this, so I got out the quarters and started getting the dishes, one by one, lol. Good thing I stopped when I did, cause I had 4 quarters left just enough to dry the laundry, lol. But I was lucky to get the set with the quarters I had. It made me so happy to find that machine and get those for my sister. After all she's going through, and was put through recently, she deserved a little happiness. I wish I could of seen the look on her face when she got the package and opened it. I bet it would of been a kodak moment for sure, lol. I love you Sis!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I'm gonna go, and get my day started. Take care everyone, and have an awesome day. Muahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!