I WANT MORE MEEEEEEEEEE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOOO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY PLAYED THE SAN FRANCISCO 49'ers TODAY AND WON!!!!! WAY TO GO EAGLES. HUBBY AND REBECCA WERE BOTH WEARING THEIR EAGLES JERSEY'S. EVERYTIME AN EAGLE MADE A TOUCHDOWN REBECCA SANG, FLY EAGLES FLY, ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY. THAT'S THE ONLY PART OF THE SONG SHE KNOWS, LOL. I JUST LOVE MY CHEER LEADER NAME TAG. THANK YOU MISSIE, IT IS AWESOME. I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE NAME TAGS AND GRAPHICS, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THAT OR WHERE TO START. JEEZ, I JUST LEARNED HOW TO COPY AND PASTE, LOL. I GUESS IT'S DUE TO SPENDING ALL MY TIME PLAYING ON LINE GAMES AND NOT ENOUGH LEARNING ABOUT THE COMPUTER AND HOW TO PUT IT TO USE DOING OTHER THINGS. MY HUBBY TEASES ME AND SAYS I BETTER LEARN HOW TO MAKE SOME MONEY WITH THIS COMPUTER OR HE'S GONNA GET RID OF IT. HAH, YEA RIGHT TRY IT, I TOLD HIM I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND HURT YOU. HE SAYS WELL OK, JUST DON'T BREAK IT. HMMMM ME BREAK MY LIFELINE, I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE LEFT ME A COMMENT AS TO WHERE I FOUND ALL THE FALL, HALLOWEEN AND THANKSGIVING CLIP ART'S. I JUST TYPED IN FREE HOLIDAY CLIP ART AND CHOSE ONE OF THE SITES THEY HAD LISTED. I FOUND A SITE WITH CHRISTMAS CLIPART AND OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT. I WILL SEND IT IN AN ENTRY SOON. I HAVE IT SAVED IN PHOTO BUCKET ACCOUNT. THERE'S QUITE A FEW WITH SANTA IN HAWAII, SURFING, HULA DANCING, LAYING IN A HAMMOCK, SO CUTE. THERE'S EVEN ONE OF MR AND MRS SANTA SITTING ON A HARLEY, LOL. I SHOWED THAT ONE TO REBECCA AND SHE LOOKS AT IT AND SAYS, NOW HOW IS SANTA GONNA GET ON THE ROOF RIDING THAT? TOLD HER I DON'T KNOW. SHE SAID i GOT AN IDEA, IF HE PUTS A WHOLE BUNCH OF BIRTHDAY BALLOONS ON IT, HE CAN FLY UP THERE, LOL.  kIDS SAY THE WIERDEST THINGS, LOL.

WELL, I CAN HONESTLY SAY I WAS VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO MY "ME" TIME TODAY. i DID MY LAUNDRY TODAY, WENT GROCERY SHOPPING. EARLIER TODAY I GO INTO THE BATHROOM FIRST THING I SEE IS A BLIZZARD HIT MY BATHROOM. IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS SNOWING IN THERE. EVERYTHING WAS COVERED IN WHITE. bUT IT WAS'NT SNOW, IT WAS BABY POWDER. MY CHILD POLITELY WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AND THREW POWDER EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER EVERYTHING. I WANTED TO SCREAM. BUT INSTEAD I WALK IN AND AS SOON AS I STEP ON THE SHOWER RUG ON THE FLOOR IT GOES OUT FROM UNDER MY FEET AND BOOM, I AM ON THE FLOOR. TALK ABOUT PAIN, MY GOSH IT TOOK MY BREATH AWAY. AFTER I WAS ABLE TO PICK MYSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR, I LOOKED AT THE RUG AND ALL THIS STUFF OOZING OUT FROM UNDER IT. HMMM, WHAT IS IT? REBECCA TRIED TO GLUE THE RUG TO THE FLOOR USING A HALF BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF CONDITIONER. SHE HAD IT ALL UNDER THE RUG, AND  NOW IT WAS ALL OVER ME. I CHANGED MY CLOTHES, GOT OUT THE MOP AND BUCKET. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS CLEANING UP SHAMPOO AND IT GETS MORE SOAPY BY THE MINUTE? I GRABBED A TOWEL AND WIPED UP ALMOST ALL OF IT, RINSED OUT THE MOP A ZILLION TIMES. LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE THE CLEANEST BATHROOM FLOOR IN THE WORLD. I ASKED MY SWEET DARLING CHILD, WHY SHE DID IT. SHE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE FACE AND SAID, "WELL, SO"!!!!!!!! SHE GOT A TIME OUT. WHEN DID 5 YEAR OLD'S GET SO BRAVE? AREN'T THEY SUPPOSE TO OF CALMED DOWN WHEN THEY REACH 5? MY EMMA NEVER DID THIS KIND OF STUFF. OH WAIT, THERE WAS THE ONE TIME WHEN SHE WAS 3, SHE GOT UP AND TRIED TO COOK ME BREAKFAST AND SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE, WELL THE COUNTER AND A TOWEL. SHE DID'NT GET HURT THANK GOD. SHE DUMPED A WHOLE GALLON OF MILK ON IT AND PUT IT OUT. AFTER THAT EPISODE, I USE TO REMOVE THE NOBS FROM THE STOVE BEFORE I WENT TO BED. OK SO DINNER TIME ROLLS ALONG. I FIX HER A MINI PIZZA, AND SHE WANTS A SLICE OF CHEESE. I GIVE HER 2 SLICES. DID SHE EAT IT? NOPE, BROKE IT UP, WELL CRUMBLED IT UP AND SAID I'M BUILDING A CHEESE HILL. SHE ATE THE PIZZA THOUGH. NOW I KNOW YOUR THINKING, WOW IS SHE DONE YET MAKING A MESS FOR MOMMY? WELL, THE ANSWER TO THAT IS, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE SAID SHE HAD TO GO POTTY, SO IN THE BATHROOM SHE WENT. 2 MINUTES GO BY AND I SAY, BECCA WHAT YOU DOING, ARE YOU DONE? SHE SAYS NOT YET MOMMY, I'M GOING POOPY. I SAY OK, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR DONE AND I'LL COME WIPE YOUR BUTT. SHE SAYS OK MOMMY.

A COUPLE MORE MINUTES GO BY AND I'M THINKING, OK SHE HAS GOT TO BE DONE BY NOW, SO I GO INTO THE BATHROOM. THERE SHE IS STANDING AT THE SINK. I SAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHE SAYS UMMMMM NOTHING. I WALK OVER AND SHE IS COVERED IN RED, GREEN AND BLUE TOOTHPASTE, AND HAS PAINTED THE SINK AND VANITY TOP WITH IT. SHE SAYS I WAS JUST MAKING A RAINBOW. SHE USED 3 BRAND NEW TUBES OF TOOTHPASTE MAKING THIS RAINBOW. I GET HER CLEANED UP (SHOWERED AND DRESSED IN PJ'S) I CLEAN THE SINK AND VANITY. SHE WANTS TO COLOR WITH HER WATER PEN ON THE PLACEMATS THAT IT CAME WITH. I SAY OK NO MESS THERE. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE COMES INTO THE KITCHEN AFTER SAYING SHE HAD TO GO PEEPEE CARRYING A LARGE GLASS OF WATER. WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS WATER. SHE TRIPS AND IT GOES ALL OVER THE FLOOR. SHE SLIDES AND FALLS GETTING HERSELF ALL WET. THIS CHILD MADE A HUGE GLASS OF SHAMPOO AND WATER CAUSE SHE SAID IT WILL WORK BETTER ON HER PLACE MATS. SO NEEDLESS TO SAY I CHANGED HER IN ANOTHER SET OF PJ'S. AND WENT ABOUT CLEANING UP THE SPILL. AND YEP NOW NOT ONLY IS MY BATHROOM FLOOR SPARKLING CLEAN BUT SO IS MY KITCHEN FLOOR. WHERE IS CALGON WHEN YOU NEED IT? I'M PUTTING HUGE QUANTITIES OF IT ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST FOR SURE, AND IT'S MINE ALL MINE!!!!! WHEN 8:PM CAME ALONG, IT WAS GOOD NIGHT REBECCA, AND DADDY WENT TO BED TOO. MY "ME" TIME, FINALLY. HOW CAN ONE CHILD GET INTO SO MUCH MISCHIEF? SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE? YEA RIGHT, BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRY LIVING A DAY IN MY SHOES, LOL.

AND TOMORROW STARTS ANOTHER DAY.....HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!