Thursday, May 28, 2009


A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup..As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.' I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School ' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.'Priceless [AMEN...]


  1. Not only is it funny, but I truly know these types IRL too. ~Mary

  2. I had read this before and only WISH it was true that people were held more accountable.
    My cousin got bumped/tapped from behind yesterday because they didn't go the second the light turned green. They were making pictures of the praying hands at ORU. Probably a college student from there. Now that's a true story.
    I always say if you're in such a hurry, just tell me why you didn't leave the house thirty minutes earlier?
    (I may be slow but I'm ahead of you.)< BUMPER STICKER


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