Monday, November 10, 2008

LOL

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the shocked son replies. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. Dad hangs up and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'


Thank you Poppop Bill!!!!!!

7 comments:

  1. I really needed a good laugh right now! Thanks!

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  2. It's good to come back from my break to a good laugh for a change. Thanx a million.Hope everyone is well Take Care God Bless Kath xx

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  3. now that is funny ~ thanks for the laugh :o) ~ Ally x

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  4. LOL! Loved it!! Thanks for the giggle!

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  5. OH!!! that's funny!!! thanks for the laugh. Lisa

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  6. LOL..thats funny..thnaks for the laugh!

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  7. I've read this one before, but everytime I read it again I still laugh, LOL. It reminds me of some friends of mine, their tactic for getting their college son to communicate with them. We parents have to be creative sometimes, LOL.

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