Saturday, March 8, 2008

Being Silly

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.  After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.


The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.  These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them.  They won't know the difference."


The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.


As they are walking home, the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"


"Dead?" says his friend.  "Why do you say that?"


"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."


His friend says, "Could be worse.  I think mine was a witch!"


"A witch?!  Why the hell would you say that?"


"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite.  Then she farted and flew out the window.  Took my teeth with her!"


This was sent to me by a dear friend named Mary. Who I met through POGO.


  1. This must be the same Mary who sent that to me yesterday in an email. hee hee. Helen

  2. that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Too funny!  LOL
    Thanks for sharing...hugs,

  4. LMAO!
    Omg, i needed that laugh. That is the best joke EVER.
    Thank you so much for your note and the pic of Rebecca that i got in the mail. It means the WORLD TO ME!! I put her pic in my wallet..she is so cute and you mean so much for thinking of me. Do you guys have any snow?
    i love you

  5. ROTFL!!! This was a really good one!


  6. ally123130585918March 8, 2008 at 7:37 AM

    That is just so funny :o) ~ Ally x

  7. Thanks for the laugh!

  8. This was very funny.  Glad you're in a silly mood.  Katie says to tell Rebecca thank you for the stickers.  And I thank you for her sweet little kindergarten picture.  So precious.  I'll treasure it.


  9. Hi Cindy, I am just back from Scotland after a few days up there with a very dear friend who is very poorly.  Love the photo's of Rebecca she sure looks good with the violin tucked under her chin.   Love for now I am a bit tired after a 5 hour drive and have about 80 journlas to get through but as usual yours is first/ Love Sybil xx

  10. oh lordy girl wherever in this world did you find that one???

  11. lmao
    thats hilarious
    love this

  12. Funny!!!!


  13. LOLOLOLOL. OMG Brilliant!