Wednesday, August 2, 2006

FROM POP POP BILL

>You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
>a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the
>same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and
>your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at
>the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
>What must
>you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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>If you do not know, see answer below.
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>Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round and go home.

 

Someone asked me where I get all these funny jokes and stories from. This one is from a very dear man who we call POPPOP Bill. We love him very much. Alot of other's I get from Joe, My friend MaryLou and a dear friend Mary. I can aalways count on them for a laugh everyday. I love them all.

9 comments:

  1. I wasn't thinking Merry-go-Round!! LOL
    Missie

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  2. I knew the answer, already heard this one! LOL Very cute, loved it the first couple times I heard it, & still love it now!
    Hugs, Sug

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  3. I had seen this one before but it still made me smile ~ Ally

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  4. very good lol

    Deb

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  5. I LOVE THAT ONE SIS....NANCY

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  6. I LOVE THAT ONE SIS....NANCY

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  7. I've read this before but it's still funny. LOL.

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  8. Very cute...............LOL B. Lynne

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