Tuesday, August 1, 2006

This one sounds like a bad funny, lol.


LITTLE TONY FROM  BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on
little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is
delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

8 comments:

  1. OMG!! LOL
    Missie

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  2. oh my lol

    Deb

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  3. I needed a laugh...tee hee.Thanks, B. Lynne

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  4. lol.. i know some men that think like that

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  5. <<<Laughing>>>>> so true so true
    Hugs
    Ang

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  6. Holy frijoles........where was this math when I was in school?????

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  7. thanks for the laugh ~ Ally

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