Friday, February 9, 2007

A Funny to share

I don't hate but the truth is the truth..
 
The Pasta Diet and Your Health        
 
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.


You will lose weight!


AND......


CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?


For those of you who watch what you eat ,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very 
little red wine  
 
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION


Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


12 comments:

  1. Again, funny stuff. I love your sense of humor.
    XO lj

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  2. LOL have a good weekend:)

    Deb

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  3. LOL too funny!  
    Pam

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  4. Cindy "that's a hoot!!" as my grandma would say! { don't you love grandma sayings}

    I would of been lol but mt son is sleeping. really funny!


    patty

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  5. Very funny...LOL...thanks for sharing...hugs,
    Joyce

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  6. LOL... to funny!! Glad I don't just speak English.
    Take care, Chrissie
    http://journals.aol.com/nana0014/ALMOSTParadise/

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  7. to cute!  loved it
    noelle

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  8. you mean i stand a greater chance of dying because i speak english .....uno habla si espanol?

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  9. LOL this one is so cute ~ Ally

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  10. LOL loved this one, think I might learn a different language take care Lynne xx

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  11. lol so funny!
    em

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